Welcome one and all to The Bones! Let’s get down here and have a little fun!
I don’t think alien movies are a good idea. I mean let’s think about it for a second. What are the majority of alien movies about? It’s about them coming here and killing us all. But we find that one thing that works. We find that vent in the Death Star or those bacteria that they just can’t live with, or we figure out that water burns them or something and then we win. Oh snap. Take that aliens!
Now what happens when they see these movie? Oh hey! Hey Bill! Remember that skylight on the giant Death Machine Space Station? Yeah, I think we should try something else there. Okay? Thanks! Maybe they’ll look at each other and say “Hey man, maybe we should pack some Gooey Juice.” (that’s Alien for Penicillin)
Worse yet: Idea number two. The aliens come here. They’re groovy cats and since we’ve been fed this whole “ALIENS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL” thing, we blow them all up before they can give us their awesome gooey juice that lets us live forever. (Hehe….)
So I’m just saying. Maybe we should cut down on the alien movies. Maybe we could focus on movies about things that matter like killing bears or destroying world hunger with bear meat. Maybe a movie about a sumo wrestling bear that kills babies. We realize that we have to bring Bruce Lee back to life because it’s the only way to save the world. I’d watch that. I’m putting it out there right now. Laying my cards on the table. I would watch that shyte.
Alright. That’s it for today. Check here tomorrow there will be a nice big post about some really fly music!
Hugs N Kisses,
-Costello
